bynesexual:

when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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You probably think this world is a dream come true… but you’re wrong.

peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

I really don’t want to leave with bad memories of her but I hold the worst grudges

I’m just happy to know that I’m leaving tomorrow so I don’t have to deal with them until August

There’s a lot of things I want to say on twitter but I give up